So... Real schedule

Sketch and Jay double team Luke's bum art; Alice eases Katie's period pain; Glen puts a snowman on ice while Sketch tattoos a butcher who minced his arm off.

Alice tames Luke's bad cat-too; Sketch does away with Gavin's saucy slogan; Glenn sorts out Hannah's four-letter faux pas; Jay creates a smoking design for a fireman.

Gordon comes to the aid of former actor Allan Love, whose restaurant Ruby Tate's is losing money due to his lack of control and apathetic chefs.

Gordon takes on The Priory, a 100-seater carvery in Haywards Heath, Sussex; it's owned by ex-IT consultant Scott and located in a former convent, but is in need of help.

Cultures clash when Gordon heads to Paris to help a restaurant that seems to be failing due to its largely vegetarian menu.

The young owner of a Florida beachfront inn struggles to keep control of his business and repay a loan from his brother.

Gordon visits a lodge in Idaho that was built by the owner's own hands before the entrepreneur lost his passion due to a family tragedy.

A West Virginia inn owner hoards personal items throughout the premises and displays some of the worst practices Gordon has ever seen.

Sketch dethrones Dan, the self-proclaimed king; Alice cooks up a treat for ex chef Melody and Jay helps Az make a wise choice.

Jay gives Leuan a tribute to his late sister; Mike wants to evict the eye on his thigh and Glen gets hands on with Ben's big boy.

The team is called in to move a 20-ton excavator that has been bogged for months; their second job sees the team facing high stakes in a time dependant retrieval of an old vessel.

The team tries to remove two stolen vehicles from an old mine site, a task that involves a lot of moving parts.

Team Salvage are tasked with refloating a pre-World War II boat, but on the way to the site, team leader Luke receives an emergency SOS about another mission.

Curtis Dowling and Joanna Riley help a Birmingham couple sell their huge toy and film memorabilia collections.

An artist has filled his house with mementos from his travels; a couple's collections of toys and costumes have taken over their home.

Curtis, Joanna and Marianne are in Blackpool with a theatrical costume maker and his actor partner, trying to persuade them to part with a mountain of clothes and antiques.

Gordon goes to La Parra de Burriana in Costa del Sol, Spain, to try and save the restaurant run by a former nightclub manager.

The Fenwick Arms pub is run by landlord Brian who puts in 120 hours a week and insists on laying down the law in the kitchen.

Gordon finds a chef caught in a time warp when he tackles a largely unfrequented upmarket restaurant in King's Lynn.

Gordon tries to help Sandy with her family-run restaurant, Morgan's, near Liverpool; with an eclectic menu and a family of headstrong women to contend with, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Ramsay helps the married owners of a Southbridge, Mass., inn modeled after an historic Austrian bed and breakfast update their business.

Gordon attempts to get the owner of a hotel and event space in Newtown, Pa., to address various issues with the business.

Gordon urges the owners of a hotel, restaurant and ice cream parlor in Washington to look more closely at their business and relationships and get involved with the community.

Gordon Ramsay starts his culinary journey in the north of India where he cooks for 400 passengers in an express train's cramped pantry car.

Gordon immerses himself in the life of a local tribe in Nagaland, visits Assam to enter a housewives' competition and sets up shop on the streets of Calcutta.