E4 schedule

Emmy-Lou from Brighton appears on the daring dating show for the third time, and forensics student Charlie strips as he seeks his ideal partner in crime. (S6 Ep1)

Joe used to be a model and is often compared to James Bond. His date, Nicole, is accustomed to men dropping at her feet. Has double-oh Joe met his perfect Bond girl? (S3 Ep9/9) [SL]

Wihan's getting it from all angles. Tzarina and Lara confront him over a messy beach excursion, and the crew are starting to question his leadership. (S3 Ep8)

Chief of Hearts: While Homer is doing community service - following a mix-up with a toffee apple in a bank - he befriends Chief Wiggum. Bart gets addicted to a new game. (S21 Ep18/23)

Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25)

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22)

Mama Rita's: Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California. (S3 Ep10) [SL]

Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10) [SL]

A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19)

Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20)

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

In Stoke, Robbie Williams superfan Trish and her husband Dave, quirky Patrick and Lizzie, and seasoned hosts John and Lynne compete in a week featuring wartime food and a good old knees-up.

Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3) [SL]

Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4)

Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11)

Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15)

Simprovised: Homer turns to improvisational comedy to bolster his public speaking. Marge decides to upgrade Bart's tumbledown treehouse, but he questions her building skills. (S27 Ep21/22)

Orange Is the New Yellow: Marge is arrested for neglect after letting Bart go to the park alone, but finds that prison gives her a break from the demands of family life. (S27 Ep22/22)

Homer the Whopper: Homer is chosen to appear in a superhero movie and the film studio hires a celebrity trainer (guest star Seth Rogen) to help him develop a muscular physique. (S21 Ep1/23)

Bart Gets a 'Z': When Edna Krabappel confiscates her students' phones, Bart gets revenge by spiking her coffee with alcohol, and Principal Skinner fires her for being drunk. (S21 Ep2/23)

The Greatest Musical Ever Written: Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8)

Globetrotters: When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry at basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9)

Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13)

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14)

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16)

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18)

The Squirt and the Whale: The Simpsons put up a wind turbine in their back garden. Lisa has an upsetting experience when she attempts to free a beached whale. (S21 Ep19/23)

To Surveil with Love: When a bomb squad blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, radiation is released into Springfield, and the authorities react by suspending civil liberties. (S21 Ep20/23)

Moe Letter Blues: Moe writes a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy, who are on holiday with their children, and threatens to run away with one of their wives... (S21 Ep21/23)

The Bob Next Door: Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbour Walt is really his vengeful arch-enemy Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) in disguise. (S21 Ep22/23)

El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25)

Captain Peralta: Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18)

Confident Chloe 'flirts her way through life' and is looking for a 'geezer' who can handle her. Is Anthony her man? Dog-walker Scearcia has a steamy date with Aurita. (S14 Ep2)

(1994) Action thriller with Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock and Dennis Hopper. When a terrorist places a bomb on a bus, a cop and a passenger must steer it to safety.

New York accountant Mike and outdoorsy Idaho girl Candace really hit it off at the villa. Which is too much for one of Mike's other prospective matches to take. Cue the drama! (S1 Ep5)

In the studio this time are 27-year-old flight attendant Alex, who's never had a serious relationship, and horse-loving Laura, who wants to lasso a sexy stallion. (S6 Ep2)