Portlandia schedule

Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. The weirdos discover Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question,

Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.

Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting

Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.

Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record.

Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.

Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.

Spyke gets his old band back together. Podcasters investigate a police station. Candace brings Toni to her childhood summer home.

Toni & Candace get involved in women's healthcare. Peter & Nance deal with a sushi situation. Kathleen becomes the first female partner at her firm

Fred & Carrie help Rachel navigate the world of dating apps. Kath & Dave take on an escape room. Joey tries therapy. Andy & Drew swear off women.

Nina & Lance tell the story of how they met. A couple uses distraction cancelling glasses. Peter & Nance look forward to breakfast.

Doug & Claire try an open relationship. A company uses VR for an important meeting. The Mayor waits for a helicopter. Fred steps on a snail.

Sandra discovers she can have it all. Portland adds more lanes to the freeway. Kath & Dave learn the art of taking photo booth pictures.

The Mayor sets out to prove Portland's diversity. Text message drama unfolds during a business meeting. Activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day.

Peter & Nance interact with celebs on social media. James rides his bike to work. Gil & George say Oh, Hello to Toni & Candace.

The Weirdos lose their trash can, which takes an unexpected journey throughout the city. Malcolm & Kris visit a pediatrician. Fred & Carrie just give up.

The Mayor cuts deals all over town to secure the perfect route for the Portland Marathon. Fred & Carrie decide to run to break their addiction to news alerts.

A bohemian couple goes to great lengths to make sure that their restaurant order is ethical and humane. Guest starring Steve Buscemi and Jason Sudeikis.

Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland who gives them a special assignment. Special Guest Star Kyle MacLachlan. Also guest starting Aubrey Plaza and Sam Adams.

Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann. Guest Starring Aimee Mann and Sarah McLachlan.

When the Mayor goes missing, Fred and Carrie begin a frantic search for him. Special Guest Star Kyle MacLachlan. Also guest starring Edie McClurg, Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani and Sam Adams.

All of Portlandia is swept up in the excitement of a new music and film festival. Guest starring Selma Blair, Jenny Conlee, Colin Meloy, James Mercer, Corin Tucker and Gus Van Sant.

The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team. Special Guest Star Kyle MacLachlan. Also guest starring Heather Graham and Nick Kroll.

Fred and Carrie learn about the art of mixology and love as they venture outside of Portland on a quest. Guest stars Andy Samberg, Kumail Nanjiani.

Doug & Claire watch a box set of Battlestar Galactica which becomes an obsession that takes over their lives. Guest Stars Jeff Goldblum, Eddie Vedder.

Spyke and Irys want to have the most unconventional wedding ever. Toni & Candace have a book signing in store. Special guest star Jack McBrayer.

Brendan & Michelle go to great lengths to ensure their son Grover gets accepted to the most prestigious pre-school in all of Portland.

The Mayor tasks Fred & Carrie with making Portland's police force a little easier on the eyes. Guest stars Kyle MacLachlan, Sean Hayes, Isaac Brock.

In need of a gimmick, a Portland band takes on a new member while gaining a fanatical new groupie. Guest stars Kristen Wiig, Amber Tamblyn, Miranda July.

A visiting biker makes Peter and Nance feel old and unsexy, prompting them to resort to drastic measures. Guest star Joanna Newsom.

The 10th anniversary party for Toni and Candace's feminist bookstore is interrupted by a surprise guest. Guest stars Penny Marshall, LaMarcus Aldridge.

Fred & Carrie convince the Mayor to launch a campaign to ban the Olympics from Portland. Guest stars Greg Louganis, Kyle MacLachlan, Johnny Marr.

Portland's hottest brunch spot welcomes all the residents of Portlandia... but there's a wait. Guest stars Tim Robbins Kyle MacLachlan, Steve Jones.

The wait for brunch with Fred and Carrie is even longer in this one-hour edition of Portlandia's

It's wintertime in Portlandia. Peter and Nance struggle to keep off winter weight by cutting pasta from their diets. Candace's son (Bobby Moynihan) visits Women and Women First bookstore for the holidays.

In this Season 3 premiere, Spyke & Iris join forces with a gang of former MTV stars to take back MTV from the Tweens. A group of frustrated college grads stage a protest on the dance floor. Sandra has a crush on a man in her meditation class.

The Mayor sends Fred and Carrie on a door-to-door mission to Seattle to recruit new citizens for Portland. A pedicab driver hustles for clients. Peter and Nance prepare for the opening of their Bed and Breakfast with a visit to The Doily Shoppe.

Nina goes to great lengths to throw an extravagant 32nd birthday party for herself. The daylong event is set to include activities ranging from horseback rides to sunrise yoga that will last well into the night.

Concerned parents Brendan and Michelle start a band that makes kids music. The Portland Nerd Council issues a Public Service Announcement. Malcolm & Kris have an uncomfortable lunch at a vegan restaurant. The Feminist Bookstore hosts a comedy night.

Following an environmental scandal, The Mayor steps down from office and moves off the grid. A dolphin discovers that plastic bags have been banned in Portland. Musicians compete in a Battle of the Gentle Bands.

A temp worker hopes to turn her gig as Interim Mayor of Portland into a full-time job with Fred and Carrie's help. A wedding is interrupted. Local baristas draft a coffee shop manifesto. Kath and Dave struggle to find a table at a restaurant.

Peter and Nance practice hosting friends at the "Soft Opening" of their Bed and Breakfast. A magazine features a local furniture maker in their "Man Issue." Steampunks attend a convention. Fred takes a love interest on a bold third date.

The City of Portland is overrun with art projects. Fred and Carrie's relationship is complicated by their roommate, Alexandra. A movie theater sells artisanal concessions. The consultants from "Japanese Toys, Cool Offices" get to work.

The Rats decide to move out of their newly gentrified neighborhood. First-time parents read various child-rearing books. Gahvin and his girlfriend go to the movies. Carrie and Alexandra have dinner at a communal table.

Electricity is shut off for the entire City of Portland due to unpaid bills at the Mayor's Office. Peter and Nance have a mysterious guest at their bed and breakfast. Kath and Dave go into survival mode.

A young woman (Kirsten Dunst) is haunted by very informed ghosts. Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another. Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes. Sandra finally finds a soulmate. Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.

Ecoterrorists (including Olivia Wilde) protest animal testing at makeup company. Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out! Toni and Candace have a car wash. Fred misses hip hop.

A celery salesman (Steve Buscemi) goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it's beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy.

A punk from the '80s wakes up from a coma. An e-mail goes neglected. Nina has surprising news for Lance. Malcolm and Kris tailgate a Prairie Home Companion live show. Carrie dates a tax lawyer.

Peter drives Nance to the emergency room. Spyke gets a car. Ghavin has some questions for a singer (Annie Clark) whose band is touring through Portland. Fred and Carrie have a garage sale.

Carrie and Fred go home after a concert. Fred has an idea for a music documentary. Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights and his ex-wife lead singer (Maya Rudolph). Guest starring Maya Rudolph, Tuck & Patti, and Jeff Tweedy.