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Carter wants his men to pass a promotion test.

After Oliver (Eddie Albert) accidentally drops a hammer on her head, Lisa (Eva Gabor) develops a case of amnesia, with no idea who she is or why she is on a farm in Hooterville…and she adamantly refuses to believe that Oliver is her husband!

Nothing gets done on the Douglas farm when Oliver (Eddie Albert) gifts Eb (Tom Lester) a top-of-the-line radio for his birthday. Letting nothing stop him, Eb (Tom Lester) enters a radio contest...even when Eleanor the cow swallows the radio whole.

Lisa (Eva Gabor) is delighted to learn that her Hungarian mother is planning a visit to their little farm. Much to Oliver's (Eddie Albert) disbelief and dismay, a rumor spreads all around Hooterville that Lisa's mother is a European countess.

It's a very official third season premiere for Green Acres when the retirement of a state senator leaves Hooterville considering its best candidate for the job. Of course, they turn to their beloved lawyer-come-farmer Oliver Douglas (Eddie Albert).

Oliver finds himself in a jam after asking Lisa to make him homemade fruit preserves. An episode deliciously devoted to Lisa's culinary escapades, Lisa musters all of her Hungarian might to make Oliver the best peach jam he's ever tasted.

After years of substandard service, Oliver is hellbent on throwing the book at the Hooterville Phone Company. When it becomes clear that the local utility oversight board can't do much about it, he decides to handle matters directly.

Mr. Trendell, the president of the Hooterville Phone Company, hands the company over to a delighted Oliver. But after a day of crossed wires and a switchboard repairman with some loose connections of his own, Oliver is ready to call it quits.

For the first time, Oliver has a successful crop that needs picking. His tomatoes have grown beautifully. But matters at the phone company continue to divide his precious time, so Oliver looks for an interested buyer to take the company off his hands.

Being president of the Hooterville Phone Company has been a rude awakening for Oliver. The switchboard operator is now calling him at five in the morning! After a bevy of new complaints from unhappy customers, Oliver has just about had enough.

One might think that when Eb takes a vacation, things around the farm might go more smoothly. But when Eb elopes, leaving his cousin Walter to take his place, it turns out to be a horrible idea. Walter barely knows a weed from a hole in the ground!

Latka worries that Simka's wacky behavior might cost her the right to remain permanently in America.

The cabbies embark on a frantic race against time when they team up in a wild nonstop drive from New York to Miami so that Alex can see his long-lost daughter on her twenty-minute layover at the airport in the premiere episode of Taxi.

Alex’s romantic instincts are triggered by the sexy voice at the answering service. Her alluring manner prompts him to arrange a dinner date that turns into a big surprise on Taxi.

A pretty girl has John in a whirl, and his determination to meet her prompts the taxi gang to come up with a surefire line that would unfreeze any woman on earth in Taxi.

Elaine fears the worst when the cabbies invite themselves to her party for her highbrow art world friends who have no clue that she moonlights as a cab driver.

The high-spirited taxi gang helps a jittery Bobby fight potential disappointment when he decides that he will end his stage career if he doesn’t get an acting job before midnight.

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen. The taxi gang comes to his rescue by pitching in and hiring a local working girl to be his bride.

John and his new wife, Suzanne, reach a crisis point in their marriage when one of them must drop out of college due to financial woes.

Chip sees a ghost while trick-or-treating.

All of the Douglases fall in love at the same time.

Chip has no mother to provide a recipe for a contest.

Chip tries to join a club of older schoolmates.

Robbie must somehow go on a date and write a history paper in one weekend.

A paper drive sparks tempers between Chip and a friend.

Mike must judge his girlfriend in a beauty contest.

Steve seeks a particular doctor for his ailing back.

Robbie's girlfriend has an attractive, single mother.

Chip mopes over being motherless.

Lisa is reminded that she stored a birthday present for Oliver years ago: a genuine Stavinsky. But what is it? It's a modern art sculpture that is two parts plumbing pipes, one part tire chains, and one part birdbath. Oliver calls it The Thing.

The continually evolving story of how Lisa (Eva Gabor) and Oliver (Oliver) fell in love gets yet another version in this delightful episode. But one thing is for sure: Lisa and Oliver are just as in love today as the day when he fell out of the sky.

Green Acres is greener than ever…with jealousy. When Oliver (Eddie Albert) hires a handsome, young, intelligent Brit to take over his farm work while he is away, it doesn't take long for the newcomer to make a strong impression on Lisa (Eva Gabor).

Mr. Haney is up to his money-making schemes again. When a government representative tells Mr. Haney that the state is looking to purchase the Douglas farm for a new highway, Mr. Haney arranges to buy back the farm from the Douglases at a steal.

Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf. While Oliver may never get his bedroom finished, he gains a maid as Ralph takes over as the Douglases' live-in housekeeper.

Picking apples while on a picnic, Oliver runs into the feisty Ira Hatch, the owner of the apple orchard. However, once back in town, Mr. Drucker tells Oliver that Hatch has been dead for years. An incredulous Oliver agrees to see a psychologist.

After his elopement and cross-country honeymoon, Eb returns to Hooterville. But his new wife is nowhere to be found! After sending postcards from all across the country, Eb has to confess that his fiancé stood him up at the alter on their big day.

Someone has stolen $300 from Mr. Drucker's general store, and it looks like Eb is the culprit. How else could he have bought himself a new car that cost, you guessed it, exactly $300? But that is just the first twist of the many turns of this story.

Lisa's dreams come true, and so do Oliver's nightmares, when Eb discovers a runaway boy sleeping in the hay in their barn. Lisa is only too excited about the idea of having the sounds of platters of little feet around the house.

Arnold, the Ziffels' television-loving pig, has taken on a paper route to save enough money for a new color set. But when bank robbers show up and threaten his dreams, and Lisa and Oliver are held captive in their own home, Arnold has to fight back.

When Maude and Vivian go back to college for their thirty-year reunion, Vivian wants to go back in time and do it all over again -- this time without her husband Arthur.

When Carol's beguiling ex-husband suddenly turns on the charm and captivates the Findlay household, Maude and Carol are astounded to discover his motives.

Arthur is determined to teach his visiting grandson the important things in life, but it's the guilty grandpa who learns the most valuable lesson of all.

When Victoria Butterfield's self-righteous father comes to take her away from the 'permissive' Findlay household, Maude confronts him with his less-than-honorable secret. Roscoe Lee Browne returns in the guest star role of Mr. Butterfield.

Maude's grandson Phillip is devastated when he finally finds out the real reason why an 'older woman' has been dating him.

Maude plans a dinner party for her friend, U.S. Congresswoman MacIlhaney, and then plans a new job as her assistant. But Maude could never plan on what's yet to come in the first episode of a three-part story.

Maude mourns the moving of her dearest friends the Harmons until the death of someone close has a drastic effect on her mood...and her life...on the second of a three-part episode.

Sparks start flying when the newly appointed U.S. Congresswoman Maude Findlay arrives in Washington D.C., throwing a monkey wrench into the political machinery by insisting upon doing things her way.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a 'dear friend' they both hated, and the ordeal is worsened by a revelation in the 'Unending Slumber Room.'

Maude begins to panic when she finds herself locked in a file closet with a highly incompatible person...her ex-husband Chester.

When Kelsey finally decides to sell his bar, nothing will stop Archie from getting it--even if it means forging Edith's signature against her will.

Edith is upset when she discovers Archie has forged her signature to get the bar. But Mike will influence Mrs. Bunker to change her mind.

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