Weeds & Nurse Jackie schedule

Andy, Nancy's brother in-law, causes major problems with his surprise visit. Celia reveals she has cancer.

Shane has problems at school again. Celia tries to get rid of her cancer in a non-conventional way.

Nancy, Conrad and Celia go out to a club and things heat up between Conrad and Celia.

Nancy takes a risk by recruiting Silas' tutor and friends to sell pot for her on his community college campus.

With Nancy gone, Andy and Doug get into her stash and make a mess in stoned pursuit of a rat in the wall.

Nancy gets "busted" selling pot, but ends up receiving retribution and protection from an anonymous source.

Nancy gathers a team to go into business with Conrad circumventing Heylia, who has become a grandmother.

It's business as usual, except the hospital has been purchased by the multinational corporation Quantum Bay.

Jackie is detoxing in rehab. When she wakes, she meets her elderly roommate, an unfriendly klepto named Doris.

Worried about Grace, Jackie leaves rehab early against the medical advice of her counselor.

When Grace reveals she knows about rehab, Jackie is blindsided, and goes to Kevin's.

Jackie, making pancakes for the girls, realizes too late that the girls aren't even home.

Jackie and Zoey grow accustomed to their new living situation at the Peyton home, and “co-parenting” duties.

Jackie meets her divorce lawyer, and is told to play hardball with Kevin if she wants to keep her kids.

Jackie comes clean to Cruz about rehab while they tend to an intoxicated Charlie.

Grace argues with Jackie about enrolling in a new public school.

Cruz purposely pushes Jackie to the breaking point and uses her reaction as grounds to fire her.

Nancy must choose between her budding business and her DEA agent boyfriend.

Nancy breaks it off with Peter and proceeds with her grow house by shopping for a startup plant.

Nancy is still reeling from Peter's revelation when she finds her youngest son has officially entered puberty.

Celia is mortified when Isabel is recruited to model for a plus-sized children's clothing line.

The Armenian mob muscles in on Nancy's grow house while she deals with Silas and Megan's pregnancy.

Nancy and Conrad fear their grow house has been raided by the DEA, but all remains mysteriously untouched.

Nancy copes with Andy's grow house accident, Silas's plummeting grades and Shane's new crush.

Nancy and Conrad make their first sale to Snoop Dogg, who writes a song about their high-quality product.

Peter is embarrassed when his bust of Heylia goes awry thanks to Nancy's warning.

After a near bust by the DEA, Heylia puts serious pressure on Nancy to make things right.

Having eavesdropped on Nancy and Conrad's phone conversation, Peter stops playing nice.

Nancy's big day is marred by the disappearance of Silas, Shane's graduation speech, and Celia's madness.

An overturned bus makes for a crazy day and Eddie gets his job back - all on the day before Jackie's birthday.

Jackie and Kevin are at a stalemate in their divorce mediation because Kevin wants full custody.

After their custody meeting, Jackie rear-ends Kevin. Kevin accuses her of using.

A heavily medicated Jane Doe is brought into the ER and Jackie tasks Zoey with finding out who she is.

Jackie is nervous about her date, so Zoey and Thor help her get ready and Eddie offers some friendly pointers.

Jackie and Grace both have to recover from their nights of indiscretion.

Akalitus forgets to hire an escort for a psych patient who ends up laying waste to the pharmacy.

Kevin interrupts Jackie and Frank's night. Zoey helps Prentiss organize his disaster of an office.

Jackie and Frank have sex for the first time. Akalitus has an extra spring in her step.

Its Jackie's one year anniversary of sobriety and she and Frank fight about their relationship.

Nancy goes in search of both of her sons while trying not to get shot by either U-Turn or the Armenians.

Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to.

Celia attempts to bond with Isabel, while U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand.

The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job.

After going AWOL from the military Andy turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan.

Silas makes a new friend; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head.

With U-Turn out of the way, and Marvin taking over the business, Nancy finds a way to clear herself from debt.

Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business.

Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug gets revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie.

Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean.

Silas discovers something about Tara. The Majestic and Agrestic merger leaves some people without jobs.

Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs.