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For the first time, Oliver has a successful crop that needs picking. His tomatoes have grown beautifully. But matters at the phone company continue to divide his precious time, so Oliver looks for an interested buyer to take the company off his hands.

Being president of the Hooterville Phone Company has been a rude awakening for Oliver. The switchboard operator is now calling him at five in the morning! After a bevy of new complaints from unhappy customers, Oliver has just about had enough.

One might think that when Eb takes a vacation, things around the farm might go more smoothly. But when Eb elopes, leaving his cousin Walter to take his place, it turns out to be a horrible idea. Walter barely knows a weed from a hole in the ground!

Lisa is reminded that she stored a birthday present for Oliver years ago: a genuine Stavinsky. But what is it? It's a modern art sculpture that is two parts plumbing pipes, one part tire chains, and one part birdbath. Oliver calls it The Thing.

The continually evolving story of how Lisa (Eva Gabor) and Oliver (Oliver) fell in love gets yet another version in this delightful episode. But one thing is for sure: Lisa and Oliver are just as in love today as the day when he fell out of the sky.

Green Acres is greener than ever…with jealousy. When Oliver (Eddie Albert) hires a handsome, young, intelligent Brit to take over his farm work while he is away, it doesn't take long for the newcomer to make a strong impression on Lisa (Eva Gabor).

Mr. Haney is up to his money-making schemes again. When a government representative tells Mr. Haney that the state is looking to purchase the Douglas farm for a new highway, Mr. Haney arranges to buy back the farm from the Douglases at a steal.

Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf. While Oliver may never get his bedroom finished, he gains a maid as Ralph takes over as the Douglases' live-in housekeeper.

Picking apples while on a picnic, Oliver runs into the feisty Ira Hatch, the owner of the apple orchard. However, once back in town, Mr. Drucker tells Oliver that Hatch has been dead for years. An incredulous Oliver agrees to see a psychologist.

Barney Hefner is suicidal when Blanche finally deserts him, until Archie fixes him up with an overweight but wealthy widow.

When an ill woman tells Edith to let her die with dignity at the SunShine Home, the woman's family are furious after her death. The manager fires Edith for her selfishness, even though Edith honoured the woman's wish.

Louise Jefferson returns for a visit at the Bunker's place to ask Edith if she can sell her (Louise's) former house. Edith doubts but Archie makes her agree so that they (mostly he) can choose white people to move in.

When Archie's brother, Fred, visits Archie to open up a business, he also brings his 18 year old wife, Katherine. Both, Archie and Edith, and even Stephanie, are shocked as they find out. Archie and Fred argue about Katherine's age.

Walter is in the depths of despair after losing his appliance store to bankruptcy, and Maude's efforts to improve his mental disposition result in disaster.

An apprehensive Maude visits Walter the day after his suicide attempt, and learns of some complications that may delay his return home, on the conclusion of a three-part episode.

On the eve of the national elections, Maude has far greater worries than the fate of her candidate, when she is introduced to Carol's latest boyfriend. Maude's negative reaction sets off a battle with Carol, but the worst news about Lee is yet to come.

An unwilling Maude reluctantly agrees to go on a game show with Vivian, only to have her attempts at keeping Vivian from making a fool of herself backfire.

Walter has had a very unusual dream involving Arthur and when Arthur finds out, he panics at the thought of spending the weekend alone with Walter.

It's Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding day, and Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of this special occasion, including Mrs. Naugatuck.

The cabbies embark on a frantic race against time when they team up in a wild nonstop drive from New York to Miami so that Alex can see his long-lost daughter on her twenty-minute layover at the airport in the premiere episode of Taxi.

Alex’s romantic instincts are triggered by the sexy voice at the answering service. Her alluring manner prompts him to arrange a dinner date that turns into a big surprise on Taxi.

A pretty girl has John in a whirl, and his determination to meet her prompts the taxi gang to come up with a surefire line that would unfreeze any woman on earth in Taxi.

Elaine fears the worst when the cabbies invite themselves to her party for her highbrow art world friends who have no clue that she moonlights as a cab driver.

Felix Unger, hired to photograph a dog food commercial featuring "Silver, The Wonder Dog," feels the animal is being maltreated, so "accidentally" lures him away to save him.

Oscar loses money in a poker game and when he can't pay the debt in cash, he donates Felix's band, the Sophisticados, to Billie Joe as payment instead.

When Oscar learns the park where he and his cronies played baseball is going to be the site for an office building, Oscar becomes civic-minded and decides to run for city councilman.

Singer-composer Paul Williams is the special guest star in this episode written especially for him. Felix Unger's daughter has a crush on Williams and runs away from home to follow him wherever he appears.

Bub misses his rendezvous with a legendary fish.

Robbie defends his family to a girl.

Robbie's high grades in science class make him an outcast.

Robbie and a friend decide to start raising pigs for profit.

Fearing he may be going bald, Rob tries a barber's secret recipe which consists of ingredients usually reserved for a salad.

Laura's new writing teacher, Mr. Caldwell, thinks she shows promise but Rob is skeptical of his intentions.

Laura proves herself more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.

Dr. Janet Craig, rebuffed as a physician by the local males, sets out to win them over as a woman--and a good cook.

In an attempt to get rid of lady Dr. Craig, Uncles Joe flakes an illness that becomes real.

Granny's eatable gift might be the only thing to save the valley from losing their beloved train when Bedloe returns to Hooterville with a brand-new scheme to bring about the end of the Cannonball.

Bobbie Jo decides to become an emancipated woman and leave Hooterville.

To go to New York or not to go to New York--that is the question faced by Steve and Betty Jo after Steve gets a big job offer.

Plans for the annual Hotterville Founders' Day celebration are wrecked by generation-gap dissension.

A Colonel and his young daughter are visiting Camp Henderson. While befriending the little girl, Pyle has no problem getting her and himself in trouble with everyone.

Sgt. Carter is chosen to appear in a documentary but becomes an absurd camera hog, leaving producers no choice but to follow Gomer performing punishments Carter doles out.

After a pay phone spits out $41.75 in coins, Duke and Frankie are ecstatic about all the fun they can have spending it, but good Samaritan Gomer is determined to return it to the phone company.

Gomer wins a trip for two to Las Vegas and takes Sergeant Carter with him. The Sergeant has no money so he has to rely on Gomer for entertainment but Gomer has set an itinerary which include things like visiting a Rock Museum.

Opie Taylor runs away from Mayberry to join the Marines.

A bet between sergeants and Sergeant Carter's lies result in Gomer dating Miss Camp Henderson and taking her to Lookout Point.

After his elopement and cross-country honeymoon, Eb returns to Hooterville. But his new wife is nowhere to be found! After sending postcards from all across the country, Eb has to confess that his fiancé stood him up at the alter on their big day.

Someone has stolen $300 from Mr. Drucker's general store, and it looks like Eb is the culprit. How else could he have bought himself a new car that cost, you guessed it, exactly $300? But that is just the first twist of the many turns of this story.

Lisa's dreams come true, and so do Oliver's nightmares, when Eb discovers a runaway boy sleeping in the hay in their barn. Lisa is only too excited about the idea of having the sounds of platters of little feet around the house.

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